Gotta love Phil.

The flu does NOT fuck around. It does not give a rat’s ass how healthy you THINK you are.

Bob Nutting has perfected this with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Read that and first thing I thought of was:

FINALLY! My Christmas holidays are not complete until I can enjoy a Magary W-S SMEG roast.

I think Thanksgiving has been and always shall be America’s most peaceful holiday.

Response from the Trump administration:

How I imagined the scene inside the Oval Office after the Papado news hit the fan:

“Sit on it!”

As a born-and-raised Pittsburgher who only attended one home game against the Vikings in the late ‘70s because my father got free tickets from a relative and thought it would be okay to take three children under the age of 12 and EVEN THEN we were surrounded by tit-sniffing jagoffs who had no trouble dropping F-bombs…

We live for The One, we die for The One.

I always enjoyed Tom Baker’s take: