This deserves more stars.

There may be another reason:

Props for exemplary use of “jagoff.”

Yeah...guilty. As one comedian noted, “husky” was the ‘70s euphemism for being the fat kid.

This week of political silliness and the Short-Fingered Vulgarian has me all like...

So Mr. Kempenich, say you yourself are outside the state capitol protesting against a woman’s right to an abortion and a driver accidentally runs you over with his car - will that exempt him from liability for injuring or killing a pedestrian?

As a white person all I can add is

God these sycophants... I can’t even anymore.

Allow me to assuage your disappointment with this tried-and-true number:

Oh, you. Don’t you know God is Alanis Morissette?

To wit:

/s

It’s humbug still.

Oh, you.

Drew, your holiday essays this time of year are goddamn national treasures.

Saw this last night and had to look it up...it’s considered a “mob” of mongooses.

+1 knee