Or just tease the poor creatures with their own flesh and blood.

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist,” “Fillings of Passion,” “The Huge Mølars of Horst…

Any bar that has Steelers fans in it is a bar ruined. These fans are all fat, unemployable losers.

The only benefit of living in Pittsburgh is that we’ll always be able to look down on Philly as having the absolute worst fans in the world.

Wiping “front to back”?

Colin can we have an episode of BCO that’s simply “Because Fuck Darden”?

I hope Trump stays in as long as possible because the rest of the Republican Doofuses just aren’t as entertaining.

The sharks are circling and slowly consuming themselves.

You minx you... I don’t get to use this beauty often:

This should be the theme poster for the Rio Olympics.

One QB is an alcoholic who will one day rent himself out for fraternity dwarf-tossing parties.

Marry me.

Colin you make my Pittsburgh Mondays all the more bright.

Damn brilliant son.

It would seem that America’s Civil War 2.0 will be very different from the original.