Obligatory (NSFW language if you’ve never seen it):

“The White Cheese!” and “The Meat!” are now part of my favorite “You Save Bread!” exclamations to use in awkward situations.

Just to add insult to your western PA injury, there is a Pittsburgh gay bar where Fireball is the favored shot.

Obligatory:

I think I’ve already seen one of the promotional stills.

I’m from western PA and I approve this message.

I see what you did there.

Every time I read an article about these attempts it brings out my contempt née hatred for religion.

A Møøse once bit my sister.

Allow a riposte from across the pond.

That gif never gets old.

Wait...wait. Someone is suggesting that Whole Foods overcharges its customers?!

What’s the difference between a gay man and a windshield wiper?

Tell me about it. Any real connoisseur knows you mix peas with your mashed potatoes. Then you eat them with a knife.

Yes because it worked so well for the last guy who used that theme.

I see what you did there.