This should be the theme poster for the Rio Olympics.

One QB is an alcoholic who will one day rent himself out for fraternity dwarf-tossing parties.

Marry me.

Colin you make my Pittsburgh Mondays all the more bright.

Damn brilliant son.

It would seem that America’s Civil War 2.0 will be very different from the original.

Obligatory (NSFW language if you’ve never seen it):

“The White Cheese!” and “The Meat!” are now part of my favorite “You Save Bread!” exclamations to use in awkward situations.

Just to add insult to your western PA injury, there is a Pittsburgh gay bar where Fireball is the favored shot.

Obligatory:

I think I’ve already seen one of the promotional stills.

I’m from western PA and I approve this message.

I see what you did there.

Every time I read an article about these attempts it brings out my contempt née hatred for religion.