A Møøse once bit my sister.

Allow a riposte from across the pond.

That gif never gets old.

Wait...wait. Someone is suggesting that Whole Foods overcharges its customers?!

What’s the difference between a gay man and a windshield wiper?

Tell me about it. Any real connoisseur knows you mix peas with your mashed potatoes. Then you eat them with a knife.

Yes because it worked so well for the last guy who used that theme.

I see what you did there.

Once again Jim Carrey proves why Jim Carrey is no longer funny.

My extended family is from West Virginia and I approve this message.

Once again John McCain, thank you for lifting this white trash meth head fuckstain of a family to the national stage. The entire Palin clan can just keep walking in a straight line to the Bering Sea and keep walking.

Em-phasis is such a lovely thing.

If you read her tweets she claims that her mechanical engineering and nuclear experience trumps his paeon chemistry degree. And she says that “earth is a closed system” and therefore climate change can’t happen Q.E.D.

Fun fact: Nick Jonas is now playing Pittsburgh Pride. After Iggy Azalea backed out, Nick allegedly contacted organizers to offer his services. Or something.

I’m a die-hard Pens fan, and I agree with you 1,000 percent. Bet he only shows up at the local establishment during the playoffs as well. Jagoff.

Pittsburgher here: I will give her props for one thing - it’s finally helped to launch a closer look into the so-called “foundation” that organizes Pride and booked her.

You save bread!!!

A meme that is brilliant in its rare poignancy.