And maybe he should practice a little introspection now and then.

You were lucky then. Most of the drag queens in town would just hurl insults.

+1 for the capital "Y."

Throw in a Primanti's kielbasi sandwich and I'll bet you'll have a deal.

Mt. Lebanon anymore is practically the Munhall of Upper St. Clair.

There have been more radical changes to Antiques Roadshow over the years than to this endless bore of a football team.

Nice to see Mt. Lebanon represent.

We'll see how he stacks up against the last guy, who was as impressive at PR as the Browns are at football.

<More Popcorn Jeebus gif>

Sigh. It's 2014, HIV has been with us for more than three decades, and we still can't develop an early seropositive response test for this crap.

Groan-worthy. +1

Can't decide if their lives are like The Giver, The Stepford Wives or some other dystopic meme. But all I can think of is this:

I am shocked, shocked that academic fraud and football would be linked at such a hallowed institution as Notre Dame.

Hindsight is 20-20: Best. Postgame. Interview. Evah.

I read your last line as "Kissing up to the right kind of blow jobs" and thought, Yeah, I'd buy that for a dollar.

I bid 500 Quatloos!

Piero genius.

Speaking as a (gay) man, unless and until there is not only a sea-change in how we deify athletes but how we teach males beginning at age five to deal with testosterone, emotions and ego, I fear this will only increase exponentially, with eyes wide shut.