Thanks! But major fail on my part not being able to superscript the copyright symbol.

May I steal this? I'm stealing this.

Methinks you don't understand anything about Sarcasm.

TadKosciuszko and JosephFinn we got another one here.

Baby please! I am not from Havana!

Hoo-boy my gaydar is going off like a smoke alarm at a Texas barbecue:

No, I think it's "Schwanzstucker."

Oh if only Bleebs picked up a motorcycle habit and spared us the trouble.

Ugh meant Kenny Chesney. Six of one, etc.

I created this for last year's Toby Keith shitshow in Pittsburgh, but I think it applies here as well.