Chip, Chad, Chaz, and Chuck are all intolerable to me.

Dumbass lost her job and her dog. If they take her truck, she’ll be ready to write a country song.

The way she said it made it sound way more racist than just saying “black.” It’s like the trying not to sound racist while being extremely racist bullshit.

Toddler is a good analogy for these idiots. Today I told my toddler she couldn’t watch another TV show and she wailed “but it’s MIIIIINNNEEEE!” Pretty much what these dudes are doing.

What did she want the police to protect her from, exactly? Her own stupidity?

I told my husband about this article this morning and we were both like “IT’S CUZ THEY’RE RACIST, DUHHHHH.” Also, plenty of the manly men he described are misogynists, too, or dishonorable in other ways.

Don’t forget about Colin Robinson! 

I’m white as hell and I visibly cringed at his “you ain’t black...” thing. Sweet Jesus Christ, Biden. I’m gonna vote for him, but goddamnit we had other better options...

That’s a great method. They should call it the flauta or taquito method, though.

That’s a great method. They should call it the flauta or taquito method, though.

“Paved the way...” maybe Lizzie Grant should’ve been a comedian instead of a dreary singer.

In Texas, shit-kicker means something else. More like redneck or country boy/girl or whatever. Someone who wears wranglers, boots, and pearl snaps, but isn’t a hipster. Someone who raised goats in 4H or FFA. Someone who wears a Texas tuxedo to their wedding. You get the idea.

THE MASKS HELP KEEP PEOPLE FROM GETTING SICK. The only analogy is probably vaccines which, I know, idiots are weird about those too. Maybe they think face masks cause autism, too. 

How dare you expect Americans to know our own history.

She was picked as a test case by a conservative group. They had her gofundme up and running before she even reopened. This is all a big grift. 

Yeah, it’s all my least favorite styles: creepy old European hodge podge, shoddy sci-fi, and dank wood paneling 70s.

Yet this bitch moved to Spain so her kids could learn Spanish? What the what? I guess it’s fine as long as her kid isn’t actually held accountable for learning?

And rolling coal...

Texan here: the correct answer is never. Too many people here would rather let others die than give up their freedumbs.

Why not just give people summonses instead of arresting them? That seems a lot safer for everyone in terms of exposure in the arrest and in/to jailed populations anyway.

RIP! I had no idea he was that old, either. I thought it must be a typo at first.