They’re already halfway there in terms of being inbred.

I remember being shocked when I went to Baltimore and all the white people looked like they had scurvy, but the black people looked normal. Like ALL the white people we saw in the city had dark circles under their eyes. I’m a pale white person myself, but this was different.

What did he steal?

I got takeout onigiri from a Japanese restaurant (in the U.S) and it was packaged how you describe.

Also, it just makes him look like he sucks at his job. You’d think the president would know who the head of biomedical research for HHS was.

Wow, no-knock warrant plus no body cameras. How did I guess? Goddamnit.

The homeowner even wrote to the DA asking for an investigation into the murder and was ignored!

Yeah, I thought that, too. Maybe the DOJ will actually try since Trump’s buddy Tom Brady signed on. 

Lemme get this straight:Affirming your kid’s gender=too far.

Dads hiring sex workers to blow their adolescent sons and nephews IS atypical. 

Thank you for not being a hater of vegans.

“This isn’t my fault at all. I own that.” How does that work?

I wonder what Crispin is up to these days. I went to some live panel of his own movie one time and it was weird as fuck. 

What the fuck is wrong with people?! pt. 84 million this month alone, sigh.

Co-signed as a former in-house counsel.

Or anywhere near the U.S.-Mexico border. Or many areas of big cities like NYC.

My first thought was sending Tom Cruise to space will have an insurance budget that exceeds even the going to space budget. I don’t see a studio wanting to be involved.

I thought that was Battlefield Earth.

He lives in a wealthy enclave. His neighbors have help for that.

“Rich people cocaine”=ego the size of the sun.