I hope his body throws the sickness out like so:

At least Clark Griswold never killed anybody. And was funny to watch flail.

Wait, really?!

The oldest Millennials will be 40 next year.

I mean “You’re So Vain” is probably about him.

Usually star profs just lecture and a TA or other prof does all the grading. 

I think the amount he’s asking for as damages is absurd. Is he trying to get statutory damages or something because that can’t even be in the ballpark of actual damages? It’s a social media post of a screenshot of an article for which the photog was compensated for the use of the photo. (I’m a lawyer who has dabbled…

Eh, my family is quite southern and I grew up eating microwave instant grits. I used to tear Kraft singles into tiny pieces and then stir them into the grits. USA! USA! Later, I switched to cheddar. I make quick grits now with nutritional yeast and Miyoko’s butter because I’m vegan. It’s surprisingly accurate.

I looked this lady up and she’s a real MD and went to good schools. What happened to her? Sounds like she needs to see a real psychiatrist herself because those are some paranoid-ass conspiracy theories.

My husband and I bought Corelle plates when we lived in NYC because they’re very thin and don’t take up as much space. We still use them and they’ve held up a lot better than our “nice” plates from Crate & Barrel.

I stay indoors, give everyone space

Same

Yep, it’s called “accelerationism.” Hastening the downfall of society so they can take over.

I’ve always wanted to do that as a Halloween couples’ costume, but figured it was too deep of a cut nowadays.

Nice. I thought maybe Stipe would throw in a little “stand in the place that you live.”

Nooooooo. I guess he knew when to fold ‘em.

I have a common trendy 1980s girl first name and a relatively common last name. I also have firstname.lastname@gmail. I get passive aggressive emails from my name doppelgängers’ moms, bank statements, doctor’s appointment emails, stuff from their kids’ schools, you name it.

It’s possible he already had masks around. I haven’t been wearing them, but I already have a couple of (used) N95 masks and a respirator around somewhere from when I was dealing with diatomaceous earth a lot.

I’m happy to have my stock of disposable nitrile gloves I used to wear when I needed to groom my dog’s butt. Said dog has been dead for years but I have about 30 pairs of gloves left.

I also always hated Linkin Park. I can’t stand whiny voice lyrics of any sort.