2.6 million Spotify streams is at most $12,000. After everyone with points gets their cut, then split among the band, then taxes...

We need it early! I love this show and Craig Robinson!!!

I wonder what vaping+covid can get you. 

These kids’ parents should cut them off financially for being idiots. I wouldn’t be surprised if their parents were the types not taking it seriously as well, though.

Again, these kids are gen Z, not Millennials. Millennial doesn’t stand as code for “young person” forever. Millennials are around 24-39.

That’s already starting to happen.

These kids ain’t millennials. Millennials are older.

True, but they usually fly private on the team planes, so they’re not rubbing elbows with everyone in the airport like us normals. They also take private cars and chartered buses. They’re only spreading or getting germs when they go out on the town.

Dear God a circus peanut jello salad. Take two things that shouldn’t exist and mix them together. It will get you your RDA of bone goo, though.

Half of America (way more than half of white Americans) was perfectly happy to let a 10-year-old with personality issues be in charge of us in a crisis. And according to a recent poll, 45% of them still are. What the ever loving fuck?

I did! He didn’t grow up with TV, so I try to be understanding of the gaps in his pop culture knowledge. 

My husband showed me the WU-TANG precautions the other day and I said “Wu-Tang is for the children” and he didn’t get the reference!!! 

I also immediately checked Twitter (ugh) for thoughts from the prominent former Deadspinners or the @undeadspin account. I found less than I expected.

I randomly check Deadspin every so often and was shocked today when I checked it and they had just relaunched it...today...when pretty much all the major and even non-major sports are canceled indefinitely.

I don’t know about every team, but it sounds like there’s some effort to pool money from the players and owners to help those people out. I just hope it gets done for everyone. 

Crystal is a customary wedding present in Florida.

1) people still listen to Jim Bakker? 2) why did I ask that—of course they do. 

Too bad he’ll probably use his griftbux to get a sweet deal. 

Let them! When they turn blue from it, we can know who the real sheeple are.

We managed to find the money for massive tax cuts for the rich, an expensive but barely functional border wall, and all kinds of foreign wars, so it’s doable.