I find it kind of surprising that y’all don’t learn about MLK in Canada. We learned about non-American civil rights leaders even in my shitty Texas public school education.

I yell “you’re a virgin who can’t drive!” at people in traffic pretty regularly.

I’m pregnant myself and the food described in this article made me gag multiple times.

Nah, I’m sure the nannies will be competent.

Also, they make veggie dogs, so it’s really easy to eat hot dogs and be vegan. You can barely tell the difference because hot dogs tend to taste like, uh, hot dogs, no matter what they’re made from. 

Yeah, the youth vote already didn’t turn out for him in a lot of places in the primary. We can’t count on the young ones. 

I’m pretty sure whoever gets the nom will pick a younger POC. So Harris, Castro, or Booker. Clinton really fucked up by picking an old, white “who?” as her VP that young people don’t give a fuck about. The other day I was trying to remember who her running mate was and I had to look it up!

The candidates who “dropped out,” have technically only suspended their campaigns. They don’t lose the delegates they already received. So, if Bernie and Biden both got hit by a truck, Gabbard still won’t get the nom at the convention. It’s essentially impossible. Thank God, because she’s the worst, maybe even as bad…

Biden is technically functioning if we’re grading on the Trump curve. Really hoping not to end up with two elections in a row where I have to vote for someone I don’t even like but who loses to a fucking scourge of shit in human form.

Voters who have the same mental acuity of a late-in-life Reagan. 

She’s not. The Bernie stans who are also unreasonable people* have a hate boner for her. She’s actually done something to reduce the negative impacts of our extreme capitalism on regular Americans (the CFPB), which Trump is currently destroying. But go off about how she’s some kind of capitalist robber baron.

They could’ve at least made the mouth sideways so it looked like it was the pig’s?

This made me chortle.

I’m from Texas and find that shit especially bananas here. 1) the U.S. has no official language 2) TEXAS USED TO BE PART OF MEXICO AND SPAIN and 3) Texas law, since way back when Texas was a country, requires that laws/government stuff be translated into Spanish. I wonder why that is, racists?

I’m already so tired and it’s only Super Tuesday...

Yeah, you could maybe pull that in a place like Texas, but my guess it’s it’s illegal in CA to open your door pointing a loaded gun at someone who hasn’t made a threat. 

This is...a lot. And none of it relevant!

I thought this was gonna be a sex thing.

And if you call in claiming to be a pretty young woman who is looking for a husband, you get to talk for at least 1 minute before they remind you that your lady opinions don’t count but ask for your twitter handle. 

Not to brag or nothin’, but I’m definitely as “hot” as that very regular-looking lady and I had the self-esteem to marry a man who is not an idiot who loves the smell of his own farts. What an ego boost!