I get he’s the coach, but LOL at being 32 and getting drunk celebrating a high school sports win.

They don’t have a drawing of baby Jesus on them, so into the fire they must go.

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I’m 5’1 and had a strong preference for short men when I dated. Am married to one now. I think it’s just that when a short woman prefers tall men people notice it more.

Wel, now we all have video of her committing crimes against hair and makeup.

Nonononono

I waited in a pretty long line for Grimaldi’s back in 2011 or so. It was fine but not super long line-worthy (and no longer owned by the same people). I’ve waited in modest lines at Smorgasburg and Cinnamon Snail. I don’t really do super long lines, though. I’ll just go get something else. 

He also came to the Spurs broadcast table and was hanging with Matt Bonner. He also kept saying that the Spurs have a great organization. They also gave him a custom Spurs jersey. It was pretty cute. (This was all on the Fox Sports SW broadcast).

Hot take: Ryan is a loser and she should dump him for good. I say this from experience with thoughtless slacker dudes like that. Being a dumbass isn’t an excuse for being a shitty boyfriend.

Finally get a judge who’s open about how the system works and the white guy DA tries to shut her down. Not surprised, just disappointed.

Inexpensive in dollars, but is wasting perfectly good food worth it for a dumb prank?

Not about money. About wasting food. Good job missing the point.

It’s not about money. It’s about wasting food. Which is already a massive problem.

The most popular draw is probably The Office.

I was disappointed that Steph wasn’t able to lock down the win, but I console myself with the fact that actually winning isn’t necessary for post-Bake Off success. I think Steph will have lots of great opportunities given how strong of a baker she is. She didn’t deserve to win the final, but I do think she was the…

Yeah, the only sport I care about at all is the NBA, but I still read this site every day. Via RSS (clicking thru of course). You know you’re getting internet old when all the internet stuff you liked has died. Like writing and RSS. 

Instead of comping it on the bill, he should’ve offered to make her something else.

I’m still scared of bees. And wasps. And anything like that. My dad is a big tough guy but he’s scared of them, too. 

I was scared of the off-hook tone on phones when I was a kid. Still would be creeped out by them if I used landlines anymore. The emergency broadcast system and test patterns both give me the heebie jeebies. The other day, the EAS went off on PBS kids and my toddler got scared and ran to me, so I guess it’s not just…

Another in the long line of “I support #metoo, unless it’s about my friend, who is totally cool.” Disappointed to see it come from David Simon, though.