Yeah, several Paul Rudds are in this so how could I not watch it?

Jesus Christ, I live in TX and can’t believe I didn’t hear about this at the time. That is fucking egregious even for SAPD. What the fuck, seriously. 

I was also today years old when I learned that Uncle Phil’s law firm name was an EWF joke.

I have small children and would find this hilarious. 

He’s supposed to be terrible and also their boss in a corporate structure that made it hard to get wins over him. It was kind of the main point of the show during the first couple of seasons.

RIP. Not naming names, but why couldn’t it have been a different, older, very cheeseburger-inclined politician instead.

I’ve never seen Glee, but this show has going for it that it’s low on teens.

I felt like it had potential. It was way better than that godawful “crotchety city man saves yokel choir, but actually they save him” show. Did that get canceled yet?

Giuliani is out of his depth on this. It’s a fairly different animal than the federal prosecutor stuff he did somewhat unethically decades ago, and I’m pretty sure he’s gotten a whole lot worse at law since then. He needs a real expert lawyer, but I hope he keeps being an idiot and doesn’t.

Honestly, I’m not a big Ryan Reynolds person, but this idea seems like it could be pretty fun.

LL Cool J has also been nominated multiple times and still hasn’t gotten in. Looks like he wasn’t nominated this year, though. 

Pretty sure the secret is sugar. Take normal red bbq sauce and double the sugar (or probably corn syrup at McD’s). 

A white person spitting on someone *at an African American history museum* is at best extremely insensitive to context, but probably just plain racist. He didn’t spit off the balcony at the mall. I’m sure the school explained to the kids why they were going to these museums before they went, so I’m not even going to…

I used to work at Friday’s, and pretty much all the sauces and some of the soups came from a bag. The mixed drinks came from a mix (before the booze). Nobody was in the kitchen caramelizing onions and reducing Jack Daniels for your steak, even if it was $18 or whatever.

My grandpa used to keep his Certs in his sock drawer so the grandkids wouldn’t eat them all. We found them, obviously.

Yep. Yum! Brands is well-known for wanting cheap labor at poverty wages in its supply chain. There was a boycott at my college over the tomatoes back when I was in school. 

I was planning on handing out stickers laced with LSD, but to each their own.

I used to listen to Judge John Hodgman podcast back in my subway commuting days, and saw him live once. The “ironic,” yet so frequent as to seem not actually ironic, name-dropping and Yale-dropping got a little tiresome for me.

Her doors were open so I think the neighbor was worried someone had broken in to the house. 

My Texan family keep guns by their beds and some of them have entire rooms full of gun shit. Of course, they’re white so I bet they never get shot by the cops.