Trump actually misheard the classic Controversy track as “Donnie, Talk to Russia.” That’s why we’re in this mess.

Prince loved suing people so I’d hope his estate would sue Trump more on the principle than the money. Of course, fiduciary duties to the heirs might preclude that.

Maxi or Judas.

Kids generally like any candy that is free and is not taffy. What does she want people to hand out? Artisanal dark chocolate? 

Outrage is fun and all, but these videos are free online and not part of the HBO deal other than that presumably HBO is helping pay for them.

I like seltzer because I’m too ADHD to drink only plain water and I don’t drink sugary soda anymore except ginger ale for nausea.

The viral video dance thing was lame enough. The horse thing is just bonkers in a dumb way. They also show Roy being pretty okay with Jim when Jim tells him they’re engaged and later Roy marries a perfect wife.

Looks over at Jay-Z...

You took her to a slaughterhouse first, right? Butchers don’t usually slaughter.

If the extinct bananas tasted like banana flavoring, maybe I glad they went extinct.

Texas’s medical marijuana is only available under extremely limited circumstances. You basically have to be dying or have a very bad neurological disorder. 

My first thought was nobody in Louisiana needs to drive 4.5 hours to buy drugs. If you want to cross state lines to buy drugs, I’m sure someone in Beaumont could hook you up and that’s only 2.5 hours.

I don’t give a fuck if the Chinese government approves of the NBA’s stance on political speech, just like I don’t care if the U.S. government approves of the NBA’s stance on political speech.

What does “focused on children” mean? Most non-fancy places have a kids’ menu.

I used to work at a place with a smoking section back in the day and I always stunk of smoke afterward. The whole place smelled like smoke even though the smoking area was small. I was glad when they banned it. Take your habit outside. 

You live with a smoker so you’re certainly used to the smell of cigarette smoke and have become somewhat nose blind to it.

Aren’t Henry and Alice allegedly dating now?

It’s been at least a couple seasons where they’ve made them wear the same clothes both days because I noticed it before this season. I assume it’s because of the b-roll they shoot.

I like Steph because earlier on they mentioned that she works 3 jobs. 

China is not socialist, China is an ultra capitalist authoritarian regime and is barely communist. In true socialism, poor workers wouldn’t be exploited to produce goods to feed capitalism.