Wait, is she from Austin? Ugh.

I was horrified by the headline because I thought it was referring to the WNBA team. 

I’m vegan and hate their sofritas. They’re so soggy and kinda bland. I just get veggies, beans, rice, and guac. I don’t really eat there much anymore after one too many bad stomach nights after eating there. I don’t want the fake beef in my burritos, either, though. I’m not really a fan outside of burger applications.…

I always tip 25%+ unless I fuck up the arithmetic and only end up doing 20% by accident. I didn’t work in service long, and not in a directly tipped role, but I learned that so many customers are shitty tippers and behave shitty. I’m basically just hoping to even that out so the server isn’t getting screwed at the end…

I was surprised to find out there are bars who allow bartenders to drink on the job, because nowhere I had worked did and were very strict about this. It shouldn’t be too hard to find a place that doesn’t. As for tastings, just say you don’t drink for health reasons. They should absolutely not ask you why. I really wou…

When I worked at Friday’s, employees weren’t even allowed to drink at the location where you worked at any time, even outside of work, dressed in street clothes, etc. I was underage anyway, but they were extremely strict about this.

Same. I am shocked, relieved, and impressed by the prosecution and the jury that they were able to get this verdict in Dallas. I also thought we’d be lucky to get manslaughter.

She shot first and asked questions later. Tell me, if a black man had busted into the wrong apartment and shot a white woman before even trying to figure out why the apartment DIDN’T have his OWN stuff in it, and then failed to render aid even though he was trained how to do so, would you be defending him to this…

Hypocrisy is these folks’ strong suit. 

It’s not true that trump ruined the Republican Party. It was already a dumpster fire, that’s why he chose it. 

I learned last week that he was also close friends with Minnie Pearl. Dude makes the rounds!

I am similarly outraged by the elimination, especially Helena. I didn’t peg her as even being at risk. It should’ve been Priya and someone else! They didn’t even have to eliminate two this week! Poor Noel must’ve been heartbroken as well to lose his cheerful goth buddy.

Priya demonstrated twice that she has no idea how to make custard. Both times she boiled the hell out of it (the pies and then the sauce for the beignets). She did poorly last week, too. She should’ve gone home instead of Helena. 

Agree on Priya. She probably should’ve gone last week instead of the trucker dude, too. I’m not sure I’ve ever been more annoyed with a judging. 

I was so pissed about Helena. It should’ve been Priya and Michelle. Total BS. Helena got first in the technical and her showstopper was ok. 

If she really hated herself that much, she could be accountable and have pleaded guilty to manslaughter at least. 

This wouldn’t have happened if so many white people weren’t scared of any black person they see and if cops weren’t conditioned to shoot first and ask questions later. It was technically an accident but it probably wouldn’t have happened if she wasn’t a white cop or he wasn’t a black man.

You nailed it. 

I love Mindy. She’s the one I would dress up as for Halloween if I was doing a Good Place thing. 

That was my favorite joke. Second favorites being half the stuff Jason says.