I know you’re joking, but some people will believe you. I very much doubt vegans are hiring science labs to test ticks to see if they carry the disease and then breed them to spread.

Why doesn’t he just go on one of those dating sites for kinky people? Isn’t that the glaringly obvious solution????

It would be really cool to see what they’re all up to. It’s been so long since I watched The Wire that I feel like I need to re-watch before seeing the doc. As a great as it is, 60 hours is a long time, though. Might just need to do a sample to reacquaint myself with all the characters.

Your own virtue signal has been noted too, Dustin. Scamper off now. 

They make chicken fast food and that’s mostly it. Not a necessary part of life. Totally avoidable.

That’s a bizarre reaction to someone not liking food. You here to troll?

Jesus, it’s a fucking fact that the owners of the company hate gays. Can you actually read or are you blinded by your love of mediocre chicken. 

They are evil. A lot of companies are. You might be too if you think gay people deserve to be denied human rights.

You don’t support gay rights if you support donating vast sums of money to oppose gay rights.

You’re wrong and you’re a bigot and your beliefs are counter to Christ’s teachings. Adios, mofo. 

By saying you don’t approve of gay marriage, you just proved yourself a homophobe. Disingenuous astroturfing loser. 

The first rule of street Jeopardy! is to tell lots of people about it, because it really is quite fun. 

Because of that seminal video, to this day, if Sabotage comes on the radio, I have to contain my urge to drive recklessly.

I mean, puppetry is lip syncing all the time, so the professional puppeteer doing Big Bird is far more prepared than Jason.

Yes, when it came out people were like “Wow, Kawhi made an art.” 

I would say I can’t believe I had never heard about Onesimus before, but I can believe it. It just sucks that the story isn’t better known. 

I hated mayo until I went vegan. I like vegan mayo. The food gods work in mysterious ways. Anyway, being vegan, I’m always on the lookout for an egg wash/dredge alternative and am excited to try this out on some dank plant-based nuggs. Or as a cheat on the America’s Test Kitchen coconut-panko breaded cauliflower tacos…

PSA: Impossible has tested an ingredient on animals, I believe. Beyond didn’t have to because they don’t use anything new to the food world.

They’re going to start selling the Beyond beef loose so you can make your own patties. Not sure when. 

I’m vegan and I eat the Beyond Burger pretty regularly. I cook it at home.