They don’t want him back, they’re being required to rehire him because he sued and the arbitrator found that SAPD didn’t follow some procedure to the letter.

A good idea, but we all know Kelly’s destiny is to spend her entire life being ruined by Ryan Howard.

Ryan is my least favorite but Kelly is terrible and I was amazed that doctor married her at all. 

My husband knows one of the dudes on the flight who was documenting this over the weekend and I was wondering when a story might pop up here. It’s a very cute story. 

Well Jussie would also maybe be able to argue ineffective counsel or something, but I still think most likely scenario is CPD fucked up and DA knew they were screwed on evidence. I’m not a criminal lawyer, though.

Same. My guess is CPD fucked up procedurally (maybe illegal search or something) and the DA knew it was gonna get trashed in court so it offered this not-really-a-plea-deal deal?

I’m a lawyer and have always found Avenatti extremely embarrassing. Even before we knew he was a fraud, I always thought he went WAY too far with this media mugging and inflammatory tweets. Some of his tweets were possibly ethical violations, but that’s the least of his problems now. The worst part is you know Trump…

When I first saw it (Lupita shared it on Instagram), I thought it was something officially tied to the movie because it was so well-done.

I don’t think you’re over it and sincerely think you need intense therapy. 

If you think this is grade inflation, don’t read the AV reviews of the last few seasons of The Office or your head might explode.

Yeah, what about the Bevers thing? I was worried that Ilana was going to try to get involved with Bevers (again, yuck) as a way to have a tangible memory of Abbi in the city.

Abbi said she had done it once and stole a while she was on it.

Alas, we don’t take trains to go places much in Texas. 

I’m pretty Armisen-ed out myself. They always put him in the music ones because he can play, not necessarily because he’s the best for the role. 

So a lot of the people running for president are total weirdos. Also, Yang’s fanbase appears to be mostly very racist, very online white dudes. I give up on trying to understand these people until the debates.

I’m not sure how successful the lawsuit will be as a legal matter, but maybe the PR will force Harvard to do the right thing.

I googled her real quick and still don’t understand who she is other than Snapchat or something? She took Kanye to Africa to take orphanage selfies? She wears a swimsuit on the beach? 

It’s the only ad I get in instagram stories for the last few weeks. I am medium interested but not enough to sign up for Hulu just to watch it.

You should’ve included the one where Kelly sets Pam up with the arrogant newspaper cartoonist on a double date with her and Ryan. *insert gif of Kelly force-feeding Ryan fries that Kinja won’t let be great*

Same. I stopped reading it because of that and because I got sick of the Bernie worship. I don’t even hate Bernie, I just hate deifying any candidate as if they are beyond any criticism.