Yeah, your client is a sociopathic and dumb asshole who took videos of her crimes and sent them to people electronically. Who wants to bet those are the lawyers with buddies in the police union leadership. Fuck em. I’m a lawyer and I get you have to rep your client, but you don’t have to say anything to show your ass…

I couldn’t drive for 6 weeks. I think that’s standard now. As soon as I left my 6 week PP appointment with my husband and baby I was like “I’m driving home!”

It’s like these people are acting out a dumb TV drama that we all have to live in. 

Kinja ate my post/homework but still has a blank box so I’m not gonna retype it—nothing to see yere.

Wow, that Israel protest bill is blatantly unconstitutional.

They’re recasting everyone because it takes place decades in the past. 

RIP to a legend. In the posts about his death I learned that he had to keep touring forever because he needed money to pay his very high medical costs :-( https://m.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/at-78-and-with-a-myriad-of-health-issues-surf-rock-legend-dick-dale-plays-through-the-pain/Content?oid=1843341

I moved away after 4 years but my husband had lived there for 14 when we moved. He was one of the last holdouts of his friends. We left to have kids, which seems to be the #2 reason to leave NYC with #1 being to move to LA. 

Yeah, I think any professional test tutor could do really well on the test they teach and even manipulate the score if they’ve been teaching it long enough. I remember learning a lot about how missing x questions = what score even studying for the LSAT. I would imagine teaching SAT prep for years would make this…

Was Reagan really that smart, though? I think he was just charismatic.

I mix up Kyra and Felicity regularly.

I don’t get it. She’s a pretty girl with famous parents. Why are her parents giving such a fuck about getting her into the right college? Just send her off for 2 years at ASU with the rest of her ilk.

That’s pretty cool and also pretty weird. Go off, old dude!

His wife looks like what the Kardashians spent a lot of money to try to look like—a beautiful black woman.

The WNBA sketch was a funny premise but there actually are some rich WNBA stars! They just make the big bucks in Russia and China during the off-season. Not NBA money but high 6-low 7 figures.

We always called it a bowl cut. Like someone cut your hair with a bowl over your head as a guide.

It isn’t a child’s fault whom their parents voted for. 

I’m a lawyer and I feel like this is a dumb idea. It’s not my legal opinion, just my gut reaction. Seems weird for a disbarred lawyer to ask to be paid for legal fees incurred while commiting fraud for the client and for the resulting fines after being caught, but who knows. I assume he’s represented so his lawyers…

I’m a lawyer and I feel like this is a dumb idea. It’s not my legal opinion, just my gut reaction. Seems weird for a disbarred lawyer to ask to be paid for legal fees incurred while commiting fraud for the client and for the resulting fines after being caught, but who knows. I assume he’s represented so his lawyers…

I’m a lawyer and I feel like this is a dumb idea. It’s not my legal opinion, just my gut reaction. I don’t think it’s customary for a disbarred lawyer to ask to be paid for fees incurred while commiting fraud and for the resulting fines, but who knows.