If it makes you feel better, real Abbi is 34.

Also, maybe the screener had different music, but the ass montage wasn’t to Snow Patrol on the aired version.

I really enjoyed it. The least plausible thing to me is that a person as outgoing as Ilana would only have 213 followers. Maybe people unfollowed her for oversharing. 

I don’t know the full Knicks mess situation, but I would be doing my damnednest to stay employable in the NBA if my home country’s strongman wanted to imprison me and I didn’t even feel safe going to Europe. 

I don’t either. If my husband was a Trumper, I’d have gone full Kramer vs Kramer on his ass.

I’m still astonished that despite *living in a goddamn medical facility,* her genius medical staff didn’t realize she was pregnant until she went into labor. She wasn’t even a very big person to start with. 

Yet, somehow they are mostly just boring and not that fun. I liked Weezer as much as the next nerdy teenager in the early 2000s, saw them in concert, owned their first several CDs, but the covers are bland. Sure, they can exist for the sake of the continuing Weezer diehards (I know a few myself), but not really that…

I always find the excuses ridiculous. If a fashion house doesn’t know how to dress a size 8, they probably need to send all their designers back to apparel school.

Even before I canceled Prime and stopped buying stuff from Amazon and WF, I only used my Amazon card at Amazon and WF. It wasn’t a good enough points deal to use it everywhere. If you have the credit score to do it, it’s better to get a good cash back card for general stuff, cards that optimizes points for stuff you…

Spurs arena is AT&T Center and AT&T also has the naming rights on the Cowboys stadium in Dallas. Rockets is Toyota Center. A lot of arenas aren’t named for local companies.

Back when Pau was kinda sucking on the Spurs, I used to ask aloud during the games if we could switch him out for Marc. Marc is a lot less old. But now I’m not sure I would rather have Marc.

I know it’s really expensive to do stuff at Barclays so I can see why they’d put them on LI. It would be nice for them to be able to schedule a few games in BK, mostly for the kid fans, and maybe if it was feasible schedule-wise, do playoff games there (WNBA games are often not prime time anyway).

I’m not sure if they officially are yet, but presumably would be once Tsai takes on majority stake in the Nets in 2021. I think playing at Barclays could get them as good of ticket sales as they had at MSG, maybe better. The crowds at MSG were not as big but were way more enthusiastic than Knicks crowds.

I was a huge music fan as a teen and went on to do college radio and all that. I didn’t own a single band poster in high school, just a few pics clipped from magazines. I don’t think my friends all had tons of band posters, either. This was way back in the olden times of the late ‘90s and early 2000s.

Wow, I thought I had watched a lot of SVU, but I stopped watching well before Stabler left so half of this list is meaningless to me. I agree that Fin and Munch are the best, though.

https://www.theroot.com/supreme-court-allows-trumps-transgender-military-ban-to-1831952369

Even if he’s just talking out of his ass as a distraction, I don’t get how this is okay if it’s supposed to be in his capacity as a lawyer for Trump. If he was merely a political surrogate, whatever, but this is terrible lawyering.

It’s really weird to cover your boss’s bald spot in photos unless he specifically asked you to. You must be low on the marketing and/or designer totem pole if you’re on bald spot photoshop duty.

At first I thought prison will especially suck for him because the other inmates will all know he’s a cop, but then I remembered that he’ll get preferential treatment from corrections officers because he’s a cop.

The yogurt making kit. I’m both obsessed with food safety perfection yet also forgetful so I will never actually try to culture or ferment anything in my home.