This is so weird and bad. Even if it was intentional, which seems unlikely, wouldn’t the parents be the ones responsible? How is a 12 y/o supposed to tell a counterfeit, especially if it was only noticed with the counterfeit pen? What’s the point in suspending him? To derail a high-achieving student’s career? Messed…

World’s tiniest violin for you, kid. Try again when there’s a history of oppressing men in this country. I’m sure snowflake boys like you think there is.

You sound a lot more fascist than anyone else here, bruh.

I went on a campaign to try to report neo-Nazi hate and abuse on twitter last year. My advice is: good luck. It’s whack-a-mole. Twitter does essentially nothing to keep abusive users from making new accounts. Facebook and Instagram are actually even worse about letting abusive or hateful posts stay up.

“It was only light treason.” -Rudy, probably later today on Fox News.

Oh my gawd, the Women for Cohen thing just kills me. Ahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man.

Serious question: Who still buys these?

Yeah, I faintly remember taking an IQ test in kindergarten. I could read really well, but the test had things on it like geometric shapes. I didn’t know what an octagon was because nobody had ever told me about them. My parents aren’t educated and I went to church preschool so I could tell you more about bible stories…

MRSA take the wheel. [legal disclaimer: kidding. I would never want anything bad to happen to our dear leader]

It might be my bezerk ADHD, but I’ve never watched an SOTU other than maybe Obama’s first one. I’m happy to just read the main points later. When it comes to Trump, I would rather have dental work than watch him try to dribble out more of his shitbag words. I’m amazed that anyone who isn’t a Trump humper, a journalist…

If he’s as fucking rich as he claims, he could’ve bought them all dinner from a nice restaurant. Way to demonstrate what a cheap dick you are. This was probably Steve Miller’s idea because he was a pariah in high school.

He’s doing it wrong. Abstinence-only people are supposed to get married by 21. 

“... it only took a a little over five years, some in-depth investigative reporting, a Lifetime docuseries, and an official criminal investigation in Georgia to get to this point.”

I’d seen the ads and was very surprised to hear about the dead person plot element. That is definitely weird.

Is this parody?

Thank you. I am heartened by all of these positive responses. Before I stopped eating animal products years ago (for health, environmental, and ethical reasons), my favorite food was medium-rare steak. We do exist!

At first I thought the sub was a woman (name is Tracey) and I was trying to figure out the physics of it. The fact that it was a dude somehow makes it more disgusting.

If he was my dad, I would be scheduling him a doctor appointment to check on his cognition, not aiding and abetting his destruction of the U.S. I don’t know a lot of 75 y/o men who say “bye bye.”

I don’t think it will. He did his best with the info he had and by all accounts gave a great performance. He’s been in lots of other things that are excellent, so I’m sure he’ll do ok. He’s also very handsome, which helps.

I met one of the producers at a professional event before the movie came out and he was selling it like it was the second coming and it was gonna win all the Oscars (esp cuz Roma only did a limited theatrical release). He’s probably having a bad time right now. He’s a rich dude in Hollywood, so “bad time” is relative,…