I have an elaborate plan to start calling into Alex Jones (does he still take calls? He did when we was just a low-power FM weirdo here in Austin). I want to get his people into the idea that Trump is a lizard person (they already alleged this about Hillary). Evidence: 1) he is orange and scaly; 2) he prefers to spend…

He reminds me of the worst of the weaselly silver spoon nerd bros I worked with in finance.

I mean, he is trying to differentiate between things that affect whites and affect minorities to mostly screw minorities as much as he can, but he can only do so much with the mess Obama left him, okay?

Yeah is she gonna join him in Juarez (or whenever he settles) or what?

She herself was an undocumented immigrant. She is clearly just a total fucking idiot.

Haha I just posted the same before I scrolled down. As soon as I saw the pics of Gorka was like oh shit, it’s Mike, if Mike was a bigger dick.

Gorka is giving me

I only use separate white gummy erasers. Picking a pencil based on eraser just never works out. I am not a pencil artist but mostly took notes in pencil during my academic career and I’ve taken hundreds of very long bubble-in exams in order become a lawyer. I prefer mechanical pencils but some of the exams didn’t…

I saw a girl walking down the street in Brooklyn wearing a one piece thong swimsuit with a top. Fine whatever, but she was also carrying balloons for a child’s birthday party. Her boyfriend was wearing non-swim shorts and a t-shirt. But this was in greenpoint which is not on the beach and nobody has a pool (unless she…

So does Seea. They also make swim leggings. They’re made for surfers and made in the USA but kinda pricey. I have one of their bikinis and love it other than that I will apparently never fit my boobs into it again now that I’m pregnant.

Some women have bad effects from hormonal birth control. However, it’s not unnatural anymore than a woman pretty much always being pregnant or breastfeeding for her short adult life is what is technically “natural” biologically. Before the 20th century, the average woman had a lot of kids, some to a lot of the kids…

Yeah, no unprotected sex with casual partners. The pill is a great backstop, but double it up with condoms since the pill doesn’t stop STDs and shit happens. Plan B exists but there’s no Plan B for viral STDs...

It’s not just about fluid! Skin-to-skin contact can spread certain STDs!

Yeah, if this option was available for real, it would be a dangerous claim that you couldn’t spread STDs just because no jizz comes out. I was alarmed and I am not a scientist, just a careful woman who’s taken a health class!

“Plaintiff is an individual residing in San Antonio, Texas.” Um, don’t they mean Plaintiff is a *team member* residing in San Antonio, Texas?

This came in my google alert for “new season Perfect Strangers” and now I’m really disappointed.

And Apple Watch. And Coach wallet. Nicer EDC than hedge funders I’ve worked with.

I’m too busy being an actual lawyer to explain to you why that’s a terrible idea.

Most people I know register for big items and for smaller ones. I usually get people a random assemblage of kitchen items from their registry or towels or something.