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Ask Little Donny (the Donny with the BIG dick)

He’s probably a sex worker given the volume and the number of people per day and the regularity. He also lives in the Netherlands.

Every time a Fixer Upper rerun came on, I would wonder whether the random Baylor athletics employee they were doing a house for had been involved in the cover-ups. Lately, it’s mostly youth pastors from anti-gay megachurches, though. Maybe the King and Queen of Waco decided all the Baylor sports folks might be bad for

Yeah a “free ride,” to basically work a job so that the school administration and coaches could get paid the big bucks.

At least they aren’t throwing up “gang signs” as was the trend for white, suburban teens for so many years?

There was a cheesy club in my town that was 18+ that had teen parties, where they somehow were allowed to have underage kids in (I think they didn’t serve booze at those), which were also FOAM parties. I was 20 at the time, but remember being horrified that my 16 y/o little sister was thinking of going to foam parties

I’m gonna miss Manu and his spaghetti arms passes so bad. Sometimes they end up, ya know, in the stands, but when they hit it, it’s mmmaaagic (my apologies to the Orlando Magic).

Aw, you beat me to the punch.

President realizes being president isn’t just getting cheered at in auditoriums, decides to change that.

Or as our esteemed former pres said, “there’s a saying in Tennessee—well, it’s a saying in Texas, probably Tennessee—fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again.”

The second time I’ve said this today: Texas is run by a bunch of fucking assholes. They’ve also gerrymandered the fuck out of everything so we’re pretty much screwed indefinitely in addition to having chodes for governors for decades.

Whaaat, how did I not know Bobby was a longhorn. Hook them or whatever. Mmmm, Taco C on MLK and the salsa bar amongst drunk frat bro yelling. Mmmmmemories. If you could make it there on foot without nearly being killed by a drunk blonde in a Tahoe, you were doing great.

Technically, the thing Lady Altfax got popped for doesn’t apply to the actual president. Strange, I know.

That’s cuz Texas is run by a bunch of fucking assholes, y’all. Signed, a Texan. (Sometimes I vote in republican primaries in hopes I can help elect the less-crazy republican, but so far it’s never worked, sorry!).

Yes, but mostly they’re given to babies.

Ship of the coast of Delaware? Someone send Biden out there to take care of it! They’re threatening Uncle Joe’s turf now.

Has the dumbass not heard of Pepe? He had it right in his damn name.

Apparently Nazi Barbie didn’t even used to be that conservative when she started out. She just wanted attention so bad and figured out that hot, blonde Nazi bitch was gonna sell.

Yeah, if they get rid of her, who’s gonna spoon feed him his yum-yums every morning?

My husband when I showed him a picture of Miller (thinking he would also be surprised that this wizened-ass dude is just 31): “Agh! He looks like Goebbels!” If only that’s where the similarities ended...