Naw dude, he grew up crazy poor in bum fuck, Texas. No fancy Biff blood here.

Excuses. Hold your team accountable.

Yeah, he’s a 38 y/o with a torn ACL. Seems like time to retire anyway.

Man, being a hateful motherfucker really ages a person. Amazing that goblin is only 31.

Yeah but what was allowed to go on was even worse at PSU. Helping athletes get away with multiple rapes is fucking awful but PSU was DECADES of basically systematic child sex abuse.

It’s so sad. If someone had stopped his fucked up dad back in the day, maybe he wouldn’t have likely been groomed for this or maybe he wouldn’t have been adopted by a fucking pedophile child abuser at all. Disgusting.

There is the possibility that this woman is also terrible and this is a case of 2 dicks who used to be married. Who knows. Feel bad for the kids most of all.

I’m trying to think of a strategic reason for her not to file a response, but I can’t think of one. I’m a lawyer in NY, but forgot everything I ever knew about family law and litigation at 5 pm on the last day of the bar exam, so perhaps there is a reason I’m unaware of.

Sounds a little like our Barry. But shit, I would so take that over the continuous mayhem we have today.

Yeah, money will never buy class. Rich people are just better at hiding stuff. I have part of my family that got rich in the late 19th century (and lost it all way before I was born but still liked to act rich) and they were still pretty fucking trashy. Definitely as trashy as the blue collar side of my family. To be…

Canada is like, yeah, we actually might need a wall because people are now trying to flee to Canada from America... (okay, they’re refugees who are afraid of America deporting them, which is sad and not funny)

I’m a small woman and a lawyer and business and law dudes will often try to give me this limp-ass handshake. I always wonder if it’s because they always have a limp-ass handshake or if that’s how they think they should shake a woman’s hand. Either way, it does not impress.

Apparently he was staring because Trump asked Abe what the Japanese photographers were saying and Abe translated “please look at me” which Trump in his infinite intelligence thought meant Abe was asking Trump to look at him. Not defending Trump, just providing the silly explanation.

The bride appears to work for Martha Stewart’s company. What would Martha think about these declasse events?

P.S. DID THEY HAVE AN NYT WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT?

If they were smart and really loved each other, they’d have told both their families to fuck off and eloped at city hall the next day. I guess they’re both afraid of getting cut off by mommy and daddy.

I went to a wedding that cost almost that much. I still don’t understand how. It was nice, but not like “I could almost pay off my law school loans with that much money” nice.

Shh, don’t say that. They WILL sue you.

It reminds me of the rich person version ofRicky and Lucy’s attempt at a wedding on Trailer Park Boys.

I’m American. I did not have one. I also got married at City Hall with just parents and no attendants then had a party in the backyard of an Airbnb, so I’m probably not typical of our wedding industrial complex.