I guess he wears safety glasses all the time to protect from all the women who throw things at him.

Or sometimes you’re in an abusive relationship and the man doesn’t give you a choice about sex.

Saying an opinion and essentially using FOIA to dox someone are not the same. If these people disagree, they can write pieces or give talks to counter hers. They don’t need to try to dig up every bit of her personnel file and emails in order to find a technicality to impeach her with. That’s not good advocacy, it’s…

There is a big difference between asking for records about government actions that impact citizens, such as bad policing, and asking for personnel records about a specific professor whose personal opinions one disagrees with. Try again.

“Check up on people?” by trying to get her fired on a technicality because she would not be fired based on her opinions? That’s just plain old intimidation tactics and it has no place.

You know that states like CA pay more into the federal tax system than they get back. It’s not one of the moocher states.

Probably a dumb question, but I’m not a race person. Do they wear safety gear at these things?

I know this is fake, but my first thought was “fired from what? Being a retired NBA player?”

It is yet unknown whether any of the draft picks will also be Plumlees.

The raids in Austin are clearly payback against Travis County leadership for deciding to move toward being a sanctuary city.

When and how did your ancestors come to America? If it was before there were such tight limits on immigration, sit the fuck down.

Hey Bill Laimbeer coaches the NY WNBA team now, which is actually pretty cool.

Yerpppp. I may or may not be an investment funds lawyer (hey it was an accident) and while there are some rules in Dodd-Frank that are kind of pointless wastes of time (the cost of which gets passed on to investors without actually protecting them; for example, swap data reporting is a fucking toothless boondoggle),…

I’m a person from Central Texas who grew up in the David Robinson 90s and came later in life to basketball, so I’m totally biased, but I don’t understand why anyone loves any NBA team as much as the Spurs.*

As a person who has Tim Duncan Gandalf as their avatar, I must say, this is fantastic.

Agree on Heinz. The best ketchup is at restaurants when they refill the glass bottles because you know it was refilled right before shift. I used to only buy ketchup from glass bottles but it’s harder to find now. I prefer not to refrigerate it because it makes it taste more watery, but supposedly you’re supposed to…

I’m gonna guess that you’re male. Period blood is a mere annoyance to females. It is even regularly on the seat or floor of public restrooms if you frequent the right areas!

Hm, if you have sex with men, you kinda get used to that one. It also does not have a horrifying smell. Or else our species would’ve died out immediately.

If you have a dog, poop starts to be not as big of a deal. I have on at least 15 occasions now had to cut and wipe crusted poop out of the inflamed butthole of my aggressive himalyan yeti dog. It ranks very high on my least favorite things to do. Especially when I had to do it while already nauseated from being…

It’s a tough one because if there are enough people in the military who refuse to violate U.S. and international law or refuse to enforce the will of a deranged leader, maybe there’s a chance at stopping things if they get out of hand.