I’m no expert, but might there have been a better way to access data in 2017 than to launch a SEAL raid to confiscate the hardware? I mean Trump knows some guys who are good at computer stuff, right? Or maybe he could find a 14-year-old who could do it from his bedroom or whatever?

WE DON’T NEED PLANNED PARENTHOOD*

They were at my school. It was actually pretty annoying, because why should someone get to be good at sports, attractive, AND smart. Not fair.

Yeah. I just like looking at cool clothes. I’ve also contacted my congressperson today and rallied a few people to help me set a meeting with the fucker, so it is possible to care about and act on more than one thing at once.

Salma’s husband owns like all the fashion companies. Why does she always look like ass lately??? Half the time her clothes don’t even fit right. It should be made just for her!

I wish these articles would note that in our legal system ***federal statutes trump executive orders*** and the Constitution trumps federal statutes. Rock beats scissors, etc. This is very important to understanding why there is a serious legal issue here. We’ve all seen the substantive analysis of the Immigration Act…

I didn’t even know I was a Millennial until I was around 27, so I could use some guidance, too. It’s been years since then, but I’m still a little lost. Was I supposed to make a snapchat about this? Apparently, I am in the same group as current 20-year-olds, but I’ve never sent my friends money on an app, so I guess…

But-but-but the rest of America also uses it to refer to shitty acts by Massachusetts people such as this, Tom Brady fanboys and sometimes Pats fans generally. (My dad is from Boston, pls don’t come at me).

Were there any forms of fun shenanigans among the youthful staff or perhaps a strange groundskeeper with an obsession for exterminating rodents?

I legit thought the headline said “Alt-white” country club and was dying to know what alt-white is. I’m sure it will be a thing eventually.

I have a relative who is a huge hippie with long hair and a long scraggly beard but is a fucking amazing golfer. He uses shit clubs and never took lessons. He gets to enter a lot of local tournaments for free because he’s that good. I love to think about how much he pisses off rich dudes who spend $$ on golf pro time…

I always forget about that. Starring Oscar from The Office. What’s he been up to lately?

And if you’re being towed voluntarily, try to get a flatbed tow if at all possible. Way less likely to fuck up your car.

Aldridge hasn’t been as talked about this season but would much rather see him in there than Draymond. His nut kicks PG is kinda low, though.

I think they figured he was covered by the rising stars thing.

Uh, that would be entirely creepy and possibly illegal.

Yep. I don’t think bisexual people (even if newly discovered) get a special pass on monogamy. If you want to sleep with other people and your partner isn’t okay with that, you can either break up with them or decide the relationship is more important to you than sexual exploration. It seems mostly irrelevant what the…

Of course this asshole still reads the NY Post every day. He’s that old dick from Queens on the train every morning taking up half the row reading the Post who can’t deal with all the Bangladeshis who now live in his neighborhood.

My parents don’t read books (and didn’t go to college), but they still don’t vote for Trump.

But Ron let Leslie run her liberal agenda. Plus he would be disturbed by Ron’s integrity.