This is Sam, aka Samwich. He's mostly Border Collie and then a bunch of other shit, with just a liiiiiiittle but of Pitt in him. He's way too narrow to have much but that still kept people from wanting him. Here, he poses enthusiastically with pieces of our rug he was so kind to redecorate for us. He was severely…
Yay! Are we showing off our adopted pit bulls? Count me in!
Goddammit. Pits are the most eager to please, loyal dogs. All they want to do is please their owners. Mine was also abused, she was very nervous around men. Now she's spoiled rotten.
How about people who order a steak rare, then complain that it's not cooked all the way through. *headdesk*
when I was a little kid I ordered the shrimp boat while out with my parents. I was so excited. A shrimp boat all to myself. I had plans with that boat. It would sail across the seas in that boat. Imagine my disappointment when it was just a lot of shrimp. Of course I was like 7 at the time.
Massachusetts. All up in your personal business since 1620
Has Jessie from the babysitters' club taught us nothing?
There are people out there — fancy, elegant people — who strongly argue the case for dressing nicely on…
MISANDRY WOOOO!!!!
SCIENCE! Uncovering pervs in the name of humanity!!
Welcome to Jezebel, I will be your guide.
On Dec. 28, 1993, Joseph Barca was a sergeant on the Yonkers police force when he got a terrifying call. A baby had…
The original article actually says hospital staff will get special training from a social anthropologist for handling visitors. So I think they're making an effort to create an atmosphere that's more, "Hey, we're doing a regular-life thing here together," than, "We're devastated, let's get plastered." Probably easier…
As the mom of a female early Minecraft adapter, I can tell you that buying a boy shirt is not a great alternative if your girl doesn't like bizarrely ginormous clothes. Just as girls are encouraged to dress like tiny princesses, boys are being conditioned to wear massive frat-appropriate bro-shirts. A boy's small is,…
As someone who works in education for NASA and tries to promote female participation in STEM, I say unto you...
The only thing I'll even willingly admit here is 4 close friends and I were all engaged in various conflagrations of sexual congress, in the living room, when my roommate came home. He was quite taken aback, and also slightly annoyed, as he had just purchased the furniture we were all fucking on earlier that very…
More trolls than regular people. I can hardly wait till all the little high school trolls go back to school. They all think they're John Galt.
Yeah, I've explained this to lots of folks: I've seen dudes pull this shit on other dudes like woah. I've had dudes "mansplain" things to me that are in my field of expertise, and I'm like, "Are you for realsies, dude?"
I love it when trolls can't help picking what they think is a very feminist, significant handle.
Republicans. Lovin the unborn til proven guilty of poor and/or brown. TM.
