You mean you didn't strip to pay for college, like every other girl out there?? For shame.

"If you had just gone to college ..."

Oh, FUCK YOU, lady. Fuck you so hard. Meanwhile Ellie Moore, you and I are BFF's now. It is decided.

The only time anyone ever dared to make a remark like this to me, I was working at Eddie Bauer on a morning shift. Some lady took umbrage to my (corporate mandated), "Wool socks are…

oh shit it didn't dawn on me that she was breaking the law by drinking at 16. what a bitch. thanks for pointing that out to me. I take back complimenting a young woman for standing up to the global internet community by showing that she's not ashamed.

1. Yes, it makes her very, very brave. Which is wonderful.

nvm. it's an asian black bear. them ears!

For a 9000 dollar tent, it better do that Harry Potter thing where it's bigger on the inside

Also appreciate the call to get rid of "dubbel blonde" "dirty blonde" "hot strawberry blonde" etc etc etc jokes. Not nearly as offensive as "mouth raper" (seriously, how is that even appealing?) but very, very tiresome. HURR HURR THIS BEER IS LIKE A HOT LAYDEE.

I want him dressed in an orange jumpsuit, in a cell.