No prob, friend.

Outplayed my guy? McClown? Bwahahahahaha, that's rich. Since you're such a fan of stats, here's a couple for ya'. McCown: 6,998 career passing yds, 37 career TDs. Cutler: 22,946 career passing yards, 148 career TDs. This might be the dumbest argument I've ever had.

As a matter of fact, I do remember them. Particularly, I remember them playing terribly. If you pine for Jim Miller than you're even dumber than I had originally thought. If you would take Miller over Cutler you are truly one dense motherfucker. And heart? Did you just watch a marathon of the Rocky films or something?…

Good point. Which is why Ray Lewis is a HOF'er and Marvin Harrison is widely regarded as one of the best WR's of all-time, regardless of them both being murderers. Players are CLEARLY judged on their attitudes and baggage! Assclown.

And "pussed out on?!?" Ahahahahaha. You are the fucking WORST. The guy sprains his MCL and you want him to risk the rest of his career for a game? Who are you, Mike Shanahan? Seriously. You need to re-evaluate your life bud. People like you make me ashamed to be a Bears fan. I can take the perpetual disappointment, I…

You're a Bears fan? You sacrilegious piece of shit. Do you pine for the days of Rex Grossman? You are the worst type of Bears fan and the worst type of fan in general. And you know it.

Hardy fucking har, dipshit. McCown is a shit player and always has been. He is a perpetual backup. The Ryan Leaf comparison is waaaaay out of line. I could be wrong, but I've never noticed Jay mainlining H and robbing hookers. Maybe I missed those headlines. And you want to talk about fan boys? Maybe if you took Jeff…

Dude, you're a fucking dorf (whatever the fuck that means). The cigarette thing was obviously a meme. And please tell me, what is wrong with porno mags? Sounds like you've had a strange childhood, dude. Stick to making up words and pretending that people care about you.

Agreed. Brady and Manning are lauded for screaming at their O line, yet Jay yells at J'Marcus Webb, arguably the worst offensive lineman ever, and it's somehow an ordeal. Then they bitch about him walking away from Mike Tice, as if that's something any sane person wouldn't do. I honestly cannot comprehend the hatred…

From toes to tats of Nacho, Rex Ryan has many odd obsessions.

Yes, as a matter of fact, he is! Jay is far from perfect but he's by far the best QB the bears have ever had. So please, take your smug and smarmy bullshit the fuck out of here and go chew on Russell Wilson's dick.

Yes, and they also agree that you are a fucktard. I've seen plenty of logical fallacies in my time but you sir, take the proverbial cake. I hope you eat it and choke to death on the frosting. And then I hope some good Samaritan gives you the Heimlich and revives you only for you to finish that cake and wind up getting…

Agreed, you are 100% correct. Because someone who fashions their handle after the most obscure Big Lebowski reference possible is clearly an expert on anal cancers of all varieties. I hate to be the one to tell you, but you are not cool. You're rarely funny and you probably suck cocks for a nickel under random highway…

Aaron Rodgers forces Clay Matthews and Jordy Nelson to slather him in golden paint so he can cosplay as the Heisman.

Aaron Rodgers frequents midget bars.

Coincidentally, during the post-game interview when Pam Oliver told Rodgers she had to "cut it short" in order to speak with Kaepernick, he gave her a second concussion in as many weeks.

There will be bigger boners this season, but it's exciting that we got started with a large one.

/ starts "bring back Greggggggggg!" chant

Ah, forgot about Juicy. And haha yes, the lisp does obscure quite a bit. I'm guessing he probably just stretched mo-et into mo-way for the sake of the rhyme (in Juicy, that is). Either way, you're sure to go down in history as the only person to ever utter the words, "Biggie was wrong and Ice-T was correct." Still,…

Biggie pronounces it mo-et. I'm assuming you're referring to the "back of club, sippin' Moet is where you'll find me" line in Big Poppa. At least I'm pretty sure he does.