Oh shut the fuck up

Hot.

Brandon Mayhew > all of the Mayhews

Says the woman with a selfie as her avatar.

You ever had your shit pushed in, holmes?

This is just phenomenal. Thank you.

Please die.

Hey, we dig what we dig, right? More power to you.

Truth. I apologize. Just my first reaction, but of course you are correct. Gender of the speaker should have no impact on the words spoken, excluding sexist or simply unknowable (due to the subjective nature of opposing genders) subjects. Again, my bad.

I agree with you as far as breasts go, but vaginas come in all shapes and sizes as well. And a larger waistline can have a major impact on the mechanics of sex (I'm not referring to position, though that can come into play as well), often to a male's benefit. I have been with rail-thin women who have surprisingly…

You're not weird. At least not if you allow that one aspect of intimacy to sabotage an otherwise perfect relationship. I dated a size queen for 5 years. I am admittedly average, packing a solid 6er; she preferred and was accustomed to around 8. Nothing to be proud or ashamed of on either our behalf. Anyhow, we had…

I actually assumed that you were a woman. I don't mean that disparagingly either. Yet somehow, your previous comments seem to carry less weight now that I know you are not a female. Strange.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome'd?

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What the fuck is a New Hampshire?

And lastly, where was I homophobic? I call you a misogynist so you cry homophobia? You are insane, friend. I wish you the best.

Plenty of serious injuries appear to be benign until you look at the x-rays. You don't have to pull a Kevin Ware for an injury to be debilitating.

I bet you're a huge fan of Jake LaMotta. I'm more of the Ray Robinson type.

My boy is yours too, you dumb motherfucker.