True. I was just quoting Treme though.

There's pride on Bourbon Street..

"It is the prerogative of the Jets fan to do whatever it is she wants.."

Pretentious bastard.

Is that dude wearing lipstick?

I always just hop around on one leg while tilting my head to the side of whichever leg I'm hopping on. Alternate sides. Works like a charm

you win.

Rivers, Phoenix...? There's a joke somewhere in there but I'm still too pissed off about game 6 to craft one. I'll leave it to you fine, witty bastards.

Ah, I see. Well I hate to break it to you, but out here, at least in the late 90's/early aughts, it was synonymous with blowjob. We have a senator named Dick Durbin too so that was always good for a laugh.

That's avianist!

"I love shinpads!" — your mom

I'm guessing the reason she isn't dating you probably has something to do with usage of phrases such as "yummy in my tummy."

Also, do you happen to hail from Illinois? I'm from Chicago and the term "derb" was ubiquitous in my younger days. Haven't heard it in nearly a decade though, that is some nostalgic shit right there.

scarecrow, scarecrow what's that you're poppin', a powerful pill they call oxycontin

"I would have cut off both my balls." — neutered cat

At first glance I read this as "Kanye accused of cheat on Kim with Rajon Rondo."

I guess I should have clarified that I was mostly referring to the characters of Kenny Powers and Red in Pineapple Express, but fair enough.

If you dislike Danny McBride there is seriously something wrong with you.

I think this might be the highest grade you've ever given.

Far too much time spent in Jersey.