Ann Kittenplan, hands down.

news'd?

+1

+1

you win

Woot woot.

Everyone loves an eager cadaver.

Chicago, but you were close.

"I'll have you know if I'm trying to "bite" someone's style it would be Sedaris or Bukowski." — you

Well then you're doing a pretty good job of failing at that as well.

That was probably the lamest attempt at snark I've yet to see. And as far as this relatively inflectionless medium goes, I'm pretty sure writers have gotten by for centuries without resorting to all caps. My point was that the guy's attempt to emulate drew's style to a T isn't helped by the use of caps lock. Anyhow,…

This comes as no surprise. An expensive new bong is the best way to burn some Zips

While I appreciate the length, tone, bullet points (always a plus) and the overall half-assed sincerity of your reply, it's clear you were writing for drew. Bit him down to the caps lock.

moar adverbs

Oakland bound?