Can I say that I’m genuinely concerned about the safety of voters this year without sounding paranoid? I’ve never been scared to vote before but since Dipshit Trashfire has singled out my area as one of the ones “stealing the election” I’m getting in and out of there as fast as possible.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

On the bright side, Trump has made it easy to identify who the batshit fascists are, by association.

Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

Thinking about all the idiots who are going to say “But what was a 15-year-old doing out at 4 a.m.” is already making me so mad.

Wow. Condolences to the Gay family. No parent should ever bury their child.

Ditto. Except I went through the whole process of trying to get it fixed before I realized Samsung was scamming their customers.

I absolutely believe that Bill Clinton is, at the very least, predatory towards vulnerable women. His consensual affair with Monica Lewinsky is proof of that. But you’re missing a big chunk of nuance here. It’s not about hypocrisy, it’s about false equivalency.

So, why do babies need lawyers. Do babies with outties sue their doctor. Or are there a lot of accidents during circumcisions. It has got to be a very small field for your expertise. But the alternative to your expertise does not look good.

I think he’s trying to make the point that everyone’s ancestors were at some point what we’d consider by today’s standards to be illegal immigrants.

It’s remarkably telling that a member of the highest court admits to being “barely aware” of this issue.

Holy shit. I have plans tonight. I had plans tonight.

WATCH IT NOW! IT IS AWESOME AND SO POSITIVE!!!!

Maybe you should ask Ken Starr then.

I forget, did anyone do any investigation into that?
Was there any kind of partisan special prosecutor who laid out his case before the Congress and the American people?

You’re right. I will certainly not be voting for this Bill Clinton person.

Hard to have a presence in the main books if you’re killed by Death Eaters in the 60s.

Whatever. The right can bully women, minorities, low-wage earners, the environment, LBGTQ folk, et al. And the left will bully people who say dumb shit.

There are also too many states. Please eliminate three.

Is it TSwift? I bet it’s TSwift.