Democrats are frequently dumb and misguided, but until the day I die, I will be puzzled by Ana Marie Cox’s sudden surge of sincerity and, uh, idiocy.

I don’t even care that much about cars, I just came here to read an article shitting on Vox. Was not disappointed!

The Academical Village idiot.

That’s weird. Normally when Gawker wants to out someone, they just have Jordan do it on the main page.

For what it’s worth, I had a sleep specialist who strongly encouraged showering at night. When your body cools down after being heated in the shower, it makes your brain think it’s time to sleep. Allegedly.

It’s cute that you guys think we’re ever having elections again.

Estonia.

The Intercept is going to find out very quickly how different a Trump regime is from your standard Democratic president. I don’t think they’re going to like it.

I don’t want to shock you, but members of the CIA aren’t always great at knowing laws.

You take those scare quotes out of here. Last Holiday is objectively great.

I can’t believe that our country is in the middle of an actual constitutional crisis, and the motherfucking Bernie Bros still want to relitigate his moral purity.

I think it just went live in the last couple of days, when the organizers could tell that people were starting to get skittish about plans.

https://www.womensmarch.com/

Everyone has to compromise in politics to get what they want. If you’re willing to grant that to Bernie, you have to grant the same leeway to your hated neoliberal Clintons.

Also “Water for Elephants” wasn’t that good.

If you want to be really hip, just call it by its IATA code: DCA.

I was also surprised—I guess a fair amount of it is the old standby of but it can’t happen here.

It looks like a kinja deluminator!

Have you ever read Joaquin Phoenix on this? After he came back to Hollywood, he got a lot of questions on whether he channeled the grief he felt at River’s death into his portrayal.

But now I’m mad all over again about his Oscar snub, goddammit.