When I was 13 or 14 a family acquaintance came over to get something he had left at our house at a party. He saw me and said to my mom (in front of me) “she’ll be quite pretty when she’s older.” I was repulsed then. Nor was my mom surprised, she said he’d been inappropriate with her before too. That was the last time…

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

As a Nats fan, I agree with everything said here and still, quixotically, believe Espinosa has the ability to deliver a clutch homer tonight to help the team advance to the NLCS for the first time.

Are you confusing the Nobel Prize for Literature with the Nobel Peace Prize? Peace (as subject matter) has nothing to do with the selection process...there’s a wonky bit about “idealism” as criteria but that’s been disregarded in recent years. And I think there’s a case to make for Dylan’s idealism: He certainly…

I don’t think the Nobel for Literature has anything to do with the one for peace.

I will take douchebag responses for 800 Alex.

“I’m not nearly as good as a “wordsmith” as Redford or the the Walden of Puck, Petchesky...”

Naw

Does his arm turn into a wet noodle so late in the season? Or is he a choke artist? I think it is the latter.

This is all the more heartbreaking because, damn, look at his posts. He’s basically begging somebody, anybody, to come and stop him, tell him they love him, whatever. His heart clearly wasn’t into it. He just hit a wall. I know what that’s about.

If Buffy taught us anything, it’s that some demons are pretty alright.

*takes shot of Wild Turkey 101*

Hey, don’t bring the Catholic Church into this!

How dare you.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

Sure, it seems like a great idea now but just wait until Mets ownership finds out about it and starts asking Mazeika if what he’s doing is appropriate and also if they maybe could borrow fifty bucks until the postseason checks clear.

But they do. That’s why the phrase has meaning to a speaker of English. They’re not just words that sound good together. My first thought when I read your post was that it’s time for Sidney Crosby to die - which is harsh even for me, and I am a lifelong Flyers fan.