Fro!m what I gather it seems the director’s ambition far outweighs his skills behind the camera

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

I can’t help but feel somewhere deep in her heart she wishes Obama was her real father.

COUNTERPOINT: Hillary is fine, and sometimes even good.

I bet one of her biggest donors is Mr. Chobani. You’re off the list HamNo.

I’m guessing “Also, no ‘you can only be a good woman if you breed’ commercials.”?

#TiffanyIsTheBestTrump

God bless you for this fantastic reference.

I’ve always wanted to live in a Banana Republic. Can’t wait until we have bi-annual coups.

President Laura Roslin, I think?

Your quote is COMPLETELY INACCURATE.

Just in time for the Second Civil War. Thanks God. :/

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Why, hello there, Elon Musk.

While we slept, Jeb Bush plotted. He combed the records, he called in favors, and he dug and dug and dug. And then it was revealed: The Bushy had the key all along that would get the dish of revenge, while cold, served up to Jeb at just the right time. Delicious.

The only proper answer to the question, “Do you mind if I call your daughter a piece of ass?” is “You’re going to be having a hard time calling anyone anything without any fucking teeth.”

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.