If only our senators in DC would show the same fight...

True story: when Fernandez first came over to the US he spent time crawling on the floor of an airport bathroom trying to figure out how to flush and wash his hands because he didn’t realize that the toilets and sinks had motion sensors.

I am still in shock. I also had to break the news to my father who never missed a Jose Fernandez start, and this tore him up. I wish this was just a bad dream I could wake up from. In total disbelief right now. I can’t believe this happened. Why is all I keep thinking. Why

This is probably the worst thing to happen in the south Florida sports community in a long, long time.

That’s a pretty optimistic injury outlook, ESPN.

Perfect opportunity to end the dumb middle school fight and call him. Life is too short for stupid fights if you really care about the person -- whether it’s now or later, something may happen and that’ll be the end of any chance to reconcile.

My parents were in that Macy’s less than an hour before the shooting started.

#notallgreys

Let me be the first to politicize:

good, usually peaceful protest is completely ignored, which is why everyone thinks all these protests involve riot gear, trespassing and fighting.

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

My parents having sex on the floor of the living room when I was a kid. They don’t know I saw them. It was late at night about 30 years ago, I was supposed to be asleep, and I can still picture it like it was yesterday. I remember thinking “you will never unsee this.” And I was right.

After seeing so many people say they don’t wash their legs. But, really, y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. And soap. Lots of soap.

Who ARE you people?

I say future Cardinal bullpen catcher.

When people complain about “PC Culture” what they’re really complaining about is that they can no longer go around being assholes without getting called out for it.

People Magazine said that? I thought they’d be more focused on Brad & Angelina’s divorce.

The Venn diagram of people who will bring up the first amendment and censorship at this and people who think Kaepernick should be forced to leave the country is single circle.

This level of hot take, are you a regular caller into local FM sports talk station?

Oh, I cannot agree. I thought they looked very fluid and natural.