And she specifically asked for “Michelle."

I bought a wedding present for my college boyfriend, but then I forgot to mail it.

Hmm, maybe it’s because the only assassination of a candidate was a major party candidate? You have to draw the line somewhere, or anyone could declare themselves a candidate and demand protection.

NPR is weird sometimes.

“Hi, welcome to Fresh Air. I’m Terry Gross. You may know Jesus of Nazareth from his kicking the moneylenders out of the temple or possibly from his biographical anthology, The Bible. Jesus, welcome to the program.”

I had a boyfriend in high school too. We even went to the prom together. He sent a lovely card when my wife and I got married, and I just sent a gift to welcome the new baby he and his husband are expecting this winter.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

At first I thought “The Dentonite” was Nick Denton’s new rag and got unreasonably excited.

Thereby proving they’ve never been within 15 miles of Garfield. No sane, knowledgable person would start something with kids from that school, bc they will fuck. you. up. (I went there :))

Okay, enough is enough. This is getting out of hand. Something needs to be done about this terrible trend that’s spreading across our nation’s sports teams. That coach should be fired. You can’t support something “110 percent.” Gah!

The principal of the school has good principles, unlike @jgarner63077.

A spokesperson for Seattle Public Schools said it’s a first amendment issue, and the district fully supports the students’ right to freedom of speech.

See? This doesn't even seem that outrageous.

In other words: it wasn’t your kids who were raped, so who cares?

“I Condone Child Molestation”

Strip their NCAA accreditation. Strip their funding. Burn the buildings to the ground. Penn State University will always and forever stand for placing football over the health and well being of children. The great enablers of child rape. Rot in hell forever, Penn State University.

I wonder sometimes about our (western) relationship to animals and the extreme anthropomorphism that we put into it. The moment is important for us, so we drag and prop them into our moment because it’s so important to us. How about them? I wish we could gauge what they want and feel. We may love them too much for…

Maybe Taylor likes to put on a disguise and troll for hookers who look like Karlie Kloss and one night she lost control of her car, went through the rails of a bridge and crashed into a river. Taylor got out but date for the evening was stuck in the car but Taylor didn’t call 911 because she didn’t want people to find…

“funny how you don’t criticize women of color for straightening their hair.”

Jessica Jones?