Hate to break it to you, but that was A Wind in the Door, not A Wrinkle in Time. Got to earn a sequel to get it!

and more importantly...Rosetta and Philae are friends!

Expecting Kaepernick to be more than just a voice for change is expecting too much. If anything, movements are served best when we have divisions of labor as we do in any aspect of economy and life. Consider this: Martin Luther King was the front man for the civil rights movement of the 1960s. But the intellectual…

The latest is she’s asking questions about 9/11. She’s the literal fucking second-worst.

Only if you email the letters over wifi.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

No, she doesn’t believe that! God!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the purity test. Of all the ways we liberals shoot ourselves in the foot, this one is my absolute favorite.

Really? She’s worse than Dukakis? She’s worse than Kerry? She’s worse than her husband (who won twice)? No, she’s not. Never was and never will be. And, yeah, she’s better than Trump.

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

According to Jill Stein, though, mailing support to the snatch is one of the leading causes of autism.

Agree. Please keep posting Laurie’s clips because I don’t want to have to trudge through watching this infernal shitshow just to see her.

Yeah, but your parents are immigrants. To really understand how much hot air all of this is, you have to not just be steeped in American culture but be steeped in the culture of the people saying this.

Naw.

I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.

Jesus H. Frozen Christ on a Stick, do I have to be Dictionary Man for everyone today?