I actually think it would be okay to introduce Black Panther. It makes sense in terms of the story being told. Wakanda was already used as a location in AoU and there are rumors that part of his story is he is chasing Bucky because of the war crimes committed in Wakandand soil while he was Winter Soilder. To me, this…

And you know what? Even afterward, when it would’ve been the mother of all humble-brags, she still didn’t sing about it. Good God, what an amazing human being.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

AHHHHH. DAME LIZ BUYERS CLUB. THIS RULES.

I said I was I was good at something, “something” includes English.

You’re ok at math.

Jessica Jones does not give a rats ass about the Avengers or the events of age of Ultron.

When do people like you recognize that not liking superhero movies is a sign of just having different tastes in entertainment as people do and not a badge of sophistication that gives you greater insight into the wicked capitalist machine?

*checks box office numbers and recent ratings*

Just don’t put them in guacamole.

Undetermined breed? Scooby was a Great Dane, you fucking Phillistine.

There is a gofundme for Ke’Arre Stewart for funeral expenses and it has over $2,000 already.

Thank you for being an escort. With all my heart, thank you.

I worked for several years as a volunteer “clinic guard” at a clinic which provided abortion services. This type of situation was always our worst case scenario and my heart goes out to the patients, staff and security whose lives have been forever changed because one of “the antis” finally took their bloody rhetoric…

Jesus, Carly. What are you willing to say? What are you willing to espouse? Do you have any soul left at all?

I thought people were actually putting their eggs in the freezer and than cooking them.

Jesus Christ, you’re entitled to not like your job even if it isn’t universally thought of as one of the worst and most menial jobs in the world. It’s such a juvenile response to say - well at least you’re not a janitor! durrrr!

My job entails just a little bit more than surfing social media.

This just in: someone likes something i don’t. To the internet!