You’re right, perhaps a statue might be an even better way to thank him.

Yeah, he was a mixed bag. On the one hand, sports. On the other hand, SYSTEMIC FUCKING RAPE.

Bless your heart. True Texans know that A woman's only reason for being at a Texas university is to find some guy named Tad or Barton who’s father runs an energy company.

I’m just shocked he called him Cassius instead of “Toby”.

Actual draft dodgers, though, have his approval:

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Dear Representative Daniel,

On the other hand what he really needs is a bullet in his brain.

Hahahaha 43 is OLD. I wonder what you’ll think about that when you hit your 40s.

Normally 1942-2016 is just the crowd estimate at Marlins Park

Michelle O Michelle. She’s a 5-tool player. That’s what was said of the greatest baseball player of all time, Willie Mays. He could hit for average, hit for power, run fast, throw like a quarterback, and play every outfield position. Michelle is like that, but even better. She has, like, 100 tools at her command, and…

Also! Toby Ziegler went to City College of New York because Richard Schiff went there, and it was important to Richard to give the shout out on The West Wing.

The Presidents Clinton

Her instagram account is full of pics from the commencement, highlighting students of color graduating today!

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

The thing is, they didn’t even HAVE to listen to women. There were two men that saved her, chased him off, and acted as eyewitnesses to his crime, but his welfare is still prioritized before hers. And arguably, before the welfare of his next potential victim.

some of yall mofuckas wearing CORAL and NOT ORANGE.

Who is not aware of gun violence? If these celebrities stage a sit-in at NRA headquarters, I’ll be impressed. That won’t work either, but I’ll be impressed.

the vest simply must go

I’m sorry, can we talk about Deray’s vest for a minute? Dude needs to retire that thing. It was fine at first, I thought it was cool when he started wearing it on TV, etc. But between wearing it over his shirt/tie while he was running for mayor and wearing it with his doctoral robe at the commencement for The New…