No! It's so sad when a contract expires.

NO. These are NOT A SOLUTION!!!

You might think this would be a big deal for the NFL, but I just asked my friends and 90% of them wouldn’t care if their medical records were stolen so it’s probably ok.

But then she’ll prove she’s One Of The Guys (TM) and they will all appreciate her contributions to the bachelor party. Then she falls in love with the best man, with whom she has a frustrating yet playful sexual tension.

It’s not statutory rape if both parties are minors. Legally its called unlawful sex. If she can’t legally consent, the boys can’t either. You are right about the video stuff though.

The “news” is now running with the “story” that the kid’s father—WHO WAS NOT AT THE FUCKING GOD DAMNED ZOO ANYWAY—has a “criminal record.”

Shit, this breaks my heart.

I wonder if her need for an entourage had anything to do with an excessively touchy-feely director. If I had the option of hiring human barriers to keep some of my previous coworkers at arms length, I might have had an entourage, too.

He also tweeted this.

Jennifer Ehle is the one true Lizzie Bennet, thankyouverymuch.

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

From people I have actually heard of:

Keira’s thing is to hide who you are and I don’t think you can be an actor and do that.

I'm sorry. Stop the...whatever you stop in blogging. Did this jaghole just call ADAM LEVINE a proper film actor and KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is not? Those words do not make any sense in that order. No.

I find it hilarious you thought the shit you got would be from pulling this out if the grays, and then proceeded to type... that.

A cappella is the devil’s music.

I think there is a double standard.

We got a saltwater tank and a clownfish after Finding Nemo and that little fucker killed EVERY fish we bought. We ended up with a 55 gallon tank and one clownfish in it. Because Nemo is an asshole.

The fish in my son’s aquarium turned cannibal and he had many, many questions about this. I’d very much welcome the chance to change the topic to lesbian fish.