What you just said is the equivalent of “I’m not racist, I have this black friend.”

Reporting to you live from Kansas City, MO.... This state is fucking stupid.

This is a hilarious, hilariously dumb take that I unfortunately knew would be down here somewhere.

Yes, the African American community won AGAIN. When will white people finally catch a goddamn break?!

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I’m just hoping they can come to some sort of Missouri Compromise eventually

Odd that it’s not ALSO a viable defense for the accused.

Dear, the thing you’re referring to has a highly racial, possibly fatal context. This is not a casual, “oops my bad, same thing” mistake. I get that something bad happened to you, but it’s about as similar as a slap to a shooting. Again, it sucks that you were treated badly by the police. But you lived. So yes, fight…

SO TRUE. Americans who haven’t lived abroad tend only to see that ACA is better than what came before, and not to see that the US healthcare system remains horrific compared to every other rich country.

It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.

#blackcoffeematters

American Christians only. Other Christians have more pressing matters to deal with, like the poor, the orphans, the widows, and those genocidal maniacs from ISIS at their doorstep.

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Perhaps several committees. Hard to believe she’s been slipping under everyone’s radar while Ben Carson suffers this horrific abuse.

Anyone have a couple or 16 hours to spare?

Yeah, Hillary’s gotten a free pass. Someone should form some kind of committee or something.

adding that none of the Democratic hopefuls had received such scrutiny.