Still a better use of his time than what he had to do for 11 hours yesterday.

I literally don’t care.

There it is.

He was going to come out on Grantland, but he actually wanted the world to know.

Making Sean Penn feel outraged is like looking at fish in a barrel.

I never noticed a symptom. I was at my PCP for an annual physical. She was looking at me from across the room and noticed a small lump in my neck, so she sent me to an endocrinologist. One needle biopsy later and I was looking for a surgeon.

Considering her mother sounds like an exceptionally wonderful human, going on her honeymoon with her mother is the opposite of embarrassing.

It’s shitty that this cover would be considered controversial when it’s totally legitimate and well-done.

That is one brilliant, terrific cover, capturing the myth, the violence, the domestic affective relationship between the viewers and the cast, everything. Brilliant.

Texas Rangers, earlier this week.

“Sadly, the Shuttle Program would turn out to be more of a very expensive anchor that would keep mankind stuck in orbit for decades than a economical space plane that could facilitate exploration beyond earth’s orbit.” Incorrect. You need to research the unclassified Shuttle program accomplishments. No need to even up…

If Pixie Sticks doesn’t want any money, I’ll take her share.

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

City of St. Louis: [implodes, catches on fire from the heat of takes]

I think he should get the bat kid to bring him a second bat at home plate that he can flip a second time once he crosses home. I mean, he’s Joey Bats, not Joey Bat.

40 HR and a .913 OPS is a circus act?

Also in this case Deadspin isn’t being contrarian at all, 99% of the human population enjoyed that bat flip/home run/celebration. The other 1% being Rangers fans/players, grumpy 80 year old sports writers and a few burner kinja accounts.

Kids like this kid:

Despite all of his problems, Lamar Odom has always seemed to be a good guy with a lot of personal demons the likes of which I am lucky not to be able to truly simply don’t have the reference point to appreciate or understand. He’s had a life of considerable tragedy, including the loss of a child. If it happened to me,…

At least he doesn't have any problems counting his sheep.

He waited too long to say anything. The hard ‘G’ was grandfathered in.