You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about with the goddamn felonies. Christ.

Are you a cop? Because she really wanted you to stop shooting unarmed black men, that bitch.

Well, he’s pointing to a garbage NYT column that makes that argument, so. Did you read Lilla’s piece? It’s awful.

Tina Fey wants to be able to make all the jokes she wants and she wants to be insulated from the consequences of those jokes. And she is because she’s a rich white woman! Tina is not awesome.

It means that someone near him thought he was a physical danger to himself or others. Involuntary psychiatric holds are a thing. This is very sad and very serious, but it’s probably not Jay calling in the illuminati.

Nicholas Hoult seems like a not terrible person, but her choices since then. . . yikes.

That would fit with the general trend, wouldn’t it?

Katy Tur, please go back to London as soon as you can.

“Better than the Nazis” is a fucking low bar. I can’t believe we have to even debate this. Jesus fucking Christ.

If I’m recalling correctly, it was optics more than anything else; they were concerned about what America’s first black President living apart from his wife and children would look like.

Fetish? Seriously?

Fam, I can’t believe none of you called me on the unintentional “Jode” typo. Jodi, obviously.

The ultimate cliff-hanger.

Jode Kantor reported in her book The Obamas that Michelle considered it to protect the girls, and the political side of the team freaked the fuck out. It was basically a “you don’t understand, you can’t.”

It’s also absurdly ignorant. Sam Wang isn’t just “some guy.” He was the first guy in this business, he accurately predicted 2004, he was the closest to bullseye in 2008. He missed one state in 2012 but called the popular vote as well as the 10 competitive Senate seats.

Look on the bright side: maybe we’re headed for an unexpected series finale and sweet oblivion will claim us all soon.

Ashley’s pretty fun!

Like, do you think they realize the irony of lecturing America about respecting Vice Presidents at a musical about a VP MURDERING SOMEONE?

The New York Times is smug as fuck and not in a fun or cute way.

Oh my God, I totally forgot about Katrina until this comment. Where did she go?