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Wait, is Prince Edward Island not an island? IS ANNE OF GREEN GABLES A LIE?!

I love how icanneverremember’s scathing comeback to your podunk remark was, “Na-uh, I live in Cincinnati.”

BLM is only partisan if you believe that Republicans want to murder black people.

It could be a little bit solved if we stopped creating environments where athletics are lionized to such a degree that multiple adults over the course of decades are willing to allow children to be raped to protect those athletics.

Odds of surviving the inconvenience are better than if we kept riding metro as is.

Aren’t reporters now required to have translators on hand when interviewing Spanish-speaking players? How did the Astros allow this to happen?

The only answer is that I need to become a billionaire and start collecting drone ships to use all these hilarious names.

After some quick googling, I’m going to be so, so disappointed if Musk never uses “So Much for Subtlety” or “What Are The Civilian Applications?” someday.

Minute 29

“My Comment Was Bad and Now I Feel Bad” would be a great name for a drone ship.

Emma Stone, presumably.

Tammy Duckworth hasn’t endorsed Sanders, Killer Mike of the “Having a uterus doesn’t make you qualified to be president” line, and Cornel West comes with his own set of baggage.

No ups for Mrs. Wilson? Woodrow was trash, but Edith ran the damn country.

Never forget.

But surely Ed Balls Day came right when you needed it.

Interns, sure. Pages would have been high school students.

He asked Tom Cross to write a letter on his behalf to the judge! The gall of this man.

No amount of skipping the bar is going to let me save up enough for a downpayment in my area. Would love to buy instead of rent. It’s completely unfeasible.

Was it the governor convicted of bribery, the constitutional amendment banning all legal agreements between same sex couples, transvaginal ultrasounds, or the sectarian divide between north and south that makes you think that?

The whole Udall family is aces, except for second cousin and terrible human. . . Mike Lee.