Okay, but “Seveneves” wasn’t that good and “The Martian” had all the character development of sea monkeys.

I want to start by saying that I thought the video was very well done, and as a woman who follows hockey, I see the shit that Julie and Sarah deal with all the time.

Has your burner ever been more on point than on this article?

A federal appeals court ruled this week that a trans teenager in Virginia has the right to sue his school board over a policy requiring students to use the bathroom matching their biological sense. The ruling explicitly tied the policy to a violation of Title IX, which is what people believe should make North Carolina…

I was glad this got sent out, though, because at least you can see him moving here. Watching them roll him on to the backboard, I thought I’d just watched a man get paralyzed.

Tony Stark is great, but he sucks all the oxygen out of the room. It’s nice to let the other characters breathe a little.

(The Libyans started a war in Libya well before the US got involved.)

I think the point is that it’s the exact same as every politician ever, and that it would be nice to get some recognition that Bernie Sanders is the same as every politician ever. He’s not a mystical being whose virginal hands are untouched by the filth of politics, and it’s distressing to see (some of) his supporters…

What happened to the Romanov family is infinitely more tragic than any animated movie could capture. What the Romanov family did to Russia is infinitely fucked up.

When people complain about something being ignored by the media, they are usually full of shit.

Off by an order of magnitude. If they actually think that, they are hilarious deluded.

I think this picture was taken roughly three years and seven months after he became a huge disappointment to her.

I want to hear all your stories.

I really want to google this, but I’m worried about ending up on a list.

All jokes matter.

Our long national nightmare.

Look, I’m just going to say this: if Hillary could control Bill, I think the history of our mid- to late-’90s would be very different.

If you’re going to pull the “quote-unquote” line, it’s generally helpful to make sure that it’s actually a quote.

I don’t have a problem with candidates fighting dirty—it’s the holier than thou attitude to kills me. He panders and cuts corners and sneaks just as much as she does, but he’s staked out the moral high ground.