Sometimes rape is a gender-motivated love crime!

(I know you’re going for the joke, but Congresspeople in districts close to DC do take metro. You can spot ‘em sometimes with their stupid pins.)

Shit, if the Post if a Clinton mouthpiece, she’s probably pretty enraged at the detailed expose into her email scandal. You know, the one that told the world about the 147 FBI agents investigating her. They are so in the bag for her.

Winning is easy, young man, governing’s harder.

Well, Elizabeth isn’t like those other girls. She’s a cool girl.

Fairly nice compared to, like, the non-Greek world, or fairly nice compared to other UVA fraternities?

That interview was alarmingly bad. I get that he never expected to be an actual candidate rather than a symbolic candidate, but read the fuck up on your policy initiatives. Take yourself seriously if you’re asking other people to take you seriously.

Okay, but she should also be criticized for driving drunk. It may be unrelated to her being a bigot, but its still fair game.

Maybe part of the problem is that you complain about other women shaming you, but in almost every comment you make, you manage to get a dig in at women—sometimes even your friends, apparently!—who made a decision that you wouldn’t have. When you say, “My good friend had an emergency c-section at 27 weeks because of…

I would not call them “amazing.” Mildly entertaining, maybe? Obviously YMMV, but at its core, it’s a dude** writing the perspective of a later teenage girl/young woman. I didn’t regret reading them, but I wouldn’t encourage anyone to spend money on them.

She would be the WORST Schuyler Sister. Even for And Peggy.

“White child” is an amazing touch.

I cannot, but you can’t stop me from trying (alone in my car where no one can hear me).

Julia Carpenter rightly cites the inestimable Marjorie Williams, who wrote on the great and powerful, but the piece that will stay with me, whose last line haunts me, was written about her daughter and herself—and was the last one she wrote before she died: The Halloween of My Dreams

I’m not sure I’ve ever been as angry during This American Life as I was at her stupid fucking foster mother, HOLY SHIT I hate that woman.

That is literally what you said. Literally.

You. . . think that reproductive justice only effects the rich? Are you actually familiar with the inordinate burden that poor women bear because of Republican policies?

Her voice is so displeasing to my ears.

I’m also a Virginian, and I’m for Hillary—but I’m not going to yell at anyone about it. (At this point. I have in the past, because I’m weak and primary season is contentious, but I’m trying to not be an asshole.)

Stick to sporps.