One puppy is equal to approximately 2000 Ukrainian civilians and the territorial integrity of eastern Ukraine, so I guess we’re square now.

while carrying she and Kanye West’s spawn

This guy seems like he probably has some strong opinions on the Sad Puppies kurfluffle. Needs more dudes in space, amirite?

I apologize. Calling it absurd was unnecessarily harsh.

Had you ever heard of the Bataclan before last night? Or the Stade de France? It might have been an American band, but the game was the French national team. They didn’t hit the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, or the Champs Elysees. This was an attack on France, specifically on France. Don’t diminish that.

Imagine how much better off we’d all be if this had been true.

Kinja is terrible because it rewards bad behavior, and drives us all to seek more and more stars with questionable content. With bother with sincerity when you can get likes?

I think you could pretty convincingly argue that all modern-day usage of “ghetto” is racist.

Not to mention private sector employers get tax cuts for hiring veterans. This country is super shitty in a lot of ways when it comes to supporting veterans, but can you imagine the PR nightmare that would erupt over charges of veteran discrimination? There’s literally zero evidence to support that claim.

Disability, yes. Veteran status, give me a fucking break.

Right? Like, don’t get me wrong, would rather have it in place than nothing, but let’s not act like it comes close to actually fixing the incredible brokenness of the health care system. It’s the proverbial band aid on the gunshot wound, and states got to opt out of buying the band aid.

The ACA is still a disaster compared to any sane health care infrastructure. It’s only good compared to what the US used to have.

Uh, you know that curb stomp has a pretty specific definition, right? What happened to you sounds absolutely terrible and unacceptable, but. . . that’s not curb stomping unless they made you bite the curb and then kicked the back of your head in.

The Supreme Court says ignorance of the law is a totally legit reason for cops to do whatever the fuck they want, so. . .

Ugh, I’m an idiot. Fuck me.

never allowed to rest.

Let’s be friends.

Let’s count it as a win that the Wizards only metaphorically blew up that team and not literally blew up that team.

I firmly believe that if knowing the ending ruins the movie, it’s not a very good movie. I want to know all the things.

People lose their goddamn minds over “spoilers.” I got serious shade at work when I made a joke about George Clooney biting it in Gravity . . . six months after it came out. Like, I’m pretty sure it was available to own at that point. It wasn’t even a spoiler!